Friendship

Cultivate a friendship,

As you do a garden bed;

Nourish, feed and watch it grow,

With help and nice things said.

Smile, it's like the sunshine

Needed for the flowers,

Loving hands to tend and care,

Soft rains and sun-filled hours.
Little hurts are like weeds,
That come between the rows;
Pull and cast them out before
The beautiful friendship goes.
Be proud of your well tended garden,
And proud of a good friend too,
All the work you put into them
Will come straight back to you.
Don't neglect your garden,
Or the good friends that you know,
Don't let a single day go by,
Keep trying, both will grow.

© ashish™ 2010

The Heart Knows Not to Forget...

How can anyone forget a feeling? This is a question I'm trying to solve the times. People (logical and rational) when faced with someone who had a disappointment in love, just talk to cheer her: "Forget about that person. He (a) do not deserve." or "One forgets love with another love." I know they do it willingly because they want us to be happyHowever do not agree with any of that. First to forget someone whom we had (or still has) an intense feeling great and not so simple. For real, it is virtually impossible. And again, people who have marked us, even though the injured, let stigmas and that is not quenched. What can happen is to minimize the scars over time and thus we live and knowing other people.
Forget love one another with love does not work. How would Miranda Quintana (July 30, 1906—May 5, 1994): "... One day we discovered that kissing a person to forget other is nonsense. You not only do not forget the other person as it thinks much ...". We have to give us a time to know us and try to take these learnings desillusions of life, and when we are with ourselves, open ourselves to new relationships.
Now imagine me, with my super long memory (so I have already dubbed over and over again by the ability to remember many things in life with so many details) listen to someone to forget so easily, and go for another. To understand that some people get this "achievement" already out of a relationship and embark on another (no, not really understand, but I admire them), yet each has its time and I am kind of slow at it (slow beeeem tell by the way, but I'm trying to change). Just do not rush me like that, especially when the subject is connected to the heart. It is difficult, but in my time I'll get through this more, but do not forget! This kind of thing is not to mind the boss, but the heart and there is not some take those memories.

© ashish™ 2010

Na "Chemistry" Hoti Na "Love" Hota...

Na Chemistry hoti na main Student hota

Na ye Lab hoti Na ye Accident hota

Abhi Practical me aayi Nazar ek Ladki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baaton me Uski Glucose ki Mithas thi

Saanso mein Ester ki Khusboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyar

Bin piye hi ho Jata tha Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere mein Hota tha Radium ka Aabhas

Nazrain mileen, Reaction hua

Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Lagne lage uske Ghar ke Chakkar aise

Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare test ka Confirmation hua

Jab uske Daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pade

Ignesiun Tube me jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo boli, Hosh me aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahi sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun kar Tuta hamara Armanon Bhara Beaker

Aur hum Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karva Ghoont pee kar

Ab uski Yaadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha

Aur Lab mein hamare Dil ke siwa kuch Jalta na tha

Zindgi ho gayi Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah

Aur hum Phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

© ashish™ 2010

Software Engineer

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.The frog then cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want". Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.Finally, the frog asked: "What is the matter ? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me ?"The man said, "Look I'm a software engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."


© ashish™ 2009

Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law:" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer fromOne girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money........
"first law:" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy।
"second law:" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank balance।
"third law:" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while slapping।


© ashish™ 2009

CUTE LOVE STORY-

A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.

HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.

BUT HE DID NOT TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV.

EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.

AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.

WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,

HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM.....................................

SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............

THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.

YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?

ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.

SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............

moral of the story: if u love someone......say to him directly don't wait for the destiny to play the role.

© ashish™ 2009

Who is Brilliant an Engineer or a Doctor ??

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....Doctors say "Dekhlenge"

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we tooare equally SHAANE"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket
Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives....ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in engg Bathroom... TC DRIVES doctors out


© ashish™ 2009

Difficult Question

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!"

A boy thought for a while and said,"my choice is one really difficult question.""

Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!

Now tell me this."What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,

but he thought for a while and said, "Its the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the mastery of simplicity.. ..."


© ashish™ 2009

Why the students fail...??

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLYhas 365′ days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Daysleft 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies means 30days. Days left96.
6. 1 hour for talking means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11 That 1 day is your birthday
How can you study on that day??
Balance =0
How can a student pass??


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Bright Future of Computer Engineers

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana


© ashish™ 2009